ericscissorhands:

"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories."

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  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

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spirantization:

so the other day i was at work, talking to one of my co-workers. we somehow got into the topic of tv shows, and he asked me if i had seen orange is the new black. of course, i say. i binged watched the second season in like five days.

i’m enjoying watching it, but it’s not…

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disneyismyescape:

Oh, flatterer!

he knows the right things to say 

(Source: jackswhites)

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ilovefrollomarik said: Hello there.

shoot-of-corruption:

"Why hello there~ Is there anything I can do for you?" He smirked lightly and folded his arms, staring at the other person before him.

"I never saw you around here, really~"

"I haven’t seen you before either. There seems to be alot of us around." HE chuckled and shook his head.

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zephra85:

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Megatron’s ‘I’m not taking you seriously’ face. 

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And now Megatron’s ‘Maybe I should have taken her seriously’ face. 

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crosscoded:

THE RULES OF THIS DUEL WILL BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
AS YOUR LIFE POINTS GO DOWN, SO DOES YOUR PLATFORM.
WHOEVER REACHES ZERO FIRST WILL MEET THE ELECTRIFIED WIRES SURROUNDING THIS ARENA
AND BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

crosscoded:

THE RULES OF THIS DUEL WILL BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

AS YOUR LIFE POINTS GO DOWN, SO DOES YOUR PLATFORM.

WHOEVER REACHES ZERO FIRST WILL MEET THE ELECTRIFIED WIRES SURROUNDING THIS ARENA

AND BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

(Source: acidocasualidad)

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ponies-n-things:

I literally had to pause the movie and go outside

(Source: disneyyandmore)

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